In a move not seen since Dan Bilzerian picked up a porn star by her vagina and launched her off his roof and into a swimming pool, a student at Bridgewater State University in Massachussetts has done something even stupider.

The girl in question had climbed onto the roof at the party on Sunday night, when the crowd below began chanting “Jump!” which I don’t reckon they all meant for her to take literally.

Regardless, 20 year old Alexander Marquez snuck up behind her and pushed her, sending the 20 year old girl tumbling off the 10-foot garage roof onto partygoers below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoFJLb1Kp7E

Luckily, the girl only suffered a few bruises. Apparently police were already at the venue breaking up a fight. Marquez told them he got carried away while trying to pump up the crowd.

Not to excuse what this kid did whatsoever, but I can kind of see where he was coming from. In his drunken brain, all he could see was this girl on the roof hyping up the party, with literally hundreds of people cheering her name and begging her to jump. Everyone was going nuts with excitement and anticipation. But then what does she do? Nothing. Just keeps standing on the roof basically teasing everyone below. Alexander Marquez is obviously an “in the moment” type of dude, so he made a split-second decision to push her off and give the crowd what they wanted — an A+ party memory for life. Again, not saying what he did was right, just trying to understand the inner workings of a person’s brain that would make them do such a thing.

It’s not dissimilar to the time that dad kicked his toddler off the skate ramp, really.

The great news is that the girl didn’t suffer any serious injuries, so let’s just hope everyone’s learnt their lesson and keep off any roofs from now on.