Every year for some reason the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission creates a searchable database of all the emergency room visits around the country and, as you would probably expect, there are more than a few sticky situations that people have got themselves into. Here’s a few of the best that we could find:

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Ear:
SEED
PAINTBRUSH
“SOME BALLS”
SLAG
MAKEUP BRUSH
PATIENT TOLD PARENTS THAT THE CATS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER EAR
GASOLINE
BUTTERFLY
HERSHEY KISS
“CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR”

Nose:
EAR PLUG
CRAYON
PLASTIC EYEBALL
HEART-SHAPED GEM
DIME
PENNY
NICKEL
AA BATTERIES
SPONGE
SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK
2 ERASERS
MULCH
“PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS”