This monster is called the Harms Family Mausoleum, no one knows too much about it except that it’s massive and pretentious.

Another odd theme: parking meters. Yeah, weird? There’s nothing particularly funny or poignant about it. It’s just odd.

The inscription on the next headstone reads “Stan, may the force be with you”. I guess he liked Yoda, and why not, he is wise and unattractive, two of my own personal traits.

According to Mr Google, this headstone belongs to the owner of a factory that produces clothes pegs. I don’t know if that really is the case, but it makes more sense than the monument itself.

Lester was a Korean War veteran and a massive fan of the Jaws film. It doesn’t mention whether he liked the sequels or not though.

There you go, that was weird wasn’t it? Whilst writing this I’ve had a think about what I would have as my gravestone if I was minted. In the end I decided I would have a massive statue of Sloth out of the Goonies wearing a dress and smoking a pipe, just to keep them guessing.

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