This next one is pretty mysterious. Lots of people have tried to find out what happened to Lilly E. Gray but the trail’s gone cold, much like Lilly herself. It’s a pretty heavy metal thing to have on your gravestone, but heavy metal hadn’t even been invented in 1958 so it can’t have been that?

Well, I suppose I understand this next one a bit more than the others. If you had to choose one thing to be underneath for the rest of eternity this makes a bit of sense. I’m surprised they got it past the church warden though, pretty racy.

I reckon John got the last laugh here. This one can be seen at Notre-Dame-des-Neiges Cemetery in Canada. It’s the third largest cemetery in North America apparently, so I guess they don’t have much time to check people aren’t ripping the Michael. One story goes that John’s wife and his mistress ordered the stone together as final finger to a cheating man. I don’t know if that’s true though.

Apparently Paul liked a game of Scrabble or two. Nice to see a bit of colour here.

Did he really like the Rolling Stones or was he just a fan of ice lollies? We’ll never know.

☛ More Death: Black Death — The Scourge Of Europe