Why would someone purchase boob sweat and what the hell are they doing with it? I’m not sure, but there’s clearly a market for it because former 90 Day Fiancé star Stephanie Matto is banking $5,000 a day selling jars of the stuff.
Matto was already raking in 5 figures a week by selling her bottled farts to creeps and weirdos online, but had to stop after she was hospitalised from passing too much wind (seriously).
I guess it makes good business sense that she now branches off into selling other bodily fluids and stenches. Steph tells Metro that putting a jar of titty sweat together takes just 15 minutes, as she just spends all day lounging by her garden pool accumulating the desired perspiration levels.
‘I love sitting by the pool but it’s also hard work, don’t be fooled.
I also have a great set [of breasts]. And smelling the sweat, licking the sweat would bring fans as close as they can get to them.
Sometimes it can vary how long it takes [to fill up a jar] as it depends on several scientific factors, mainly the heat, movement and how hydrated I am.’
On a good day, she claims to be able to fill 10 bottles of sweat jars – which are then sold at $500 (£396) a pop.
You really have to respect the hustle TBH. I mean if I could make just £50 a day selling my ball sweat, I’d be happy. Stephanie Matto is out here selling her boob sweat and making an absolute killing. It’s simple supply and demand! If you want to be mad at anyone about this, how about the freaks spending $500 for a reality TV star’s farts and boob sweat? Definitely need to put on some kind of watch list if you ask me.
For the rare disease that has left one woman’s sweat reeking of rotting fish, onion and faeces, click HERE. Wonder if there’s a market for that and all?