The spider that bit this guy wasn’t radioactive, just really fucking clumsy:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhF4STpdeYU

Love how he pulled off a bunch of moves successfully before the big fail; really makes for a more entertaining video when you have no idea when the fail is coming. Also have to love how the little Mexican kids start cracking up at him while he’s laying there with possible bleeding to the brain — evil little bastards.

Makes you wonder how he managed to beat Batman and Robin in a 2-on-1 MMA fight last year.