Idiots on speed boats: Who’s a fan? No one? Fair enough. Well, er… what about if they’re all wearing sunglasses and looking smug? Would you like that?…. oh, ok… no takers still I see. Ok how about if they are looking really attractive and rich, and then they hit a massive wave and all stack it real hard, face on the floor, teeth in the air kinda vibe? Who’s with me now? Yup. Thought as much.

Well here’s some bell ends with a camera positioned perfectly to film themselves looking totes awesome. But what they actually capture is a nice looking bald fella doing the quickest lying down manoeuvre I have ever seen in my live long days. Watch how hard he hits the deck. Doesn’t look comfy at all. Oh and before you watch it, the voice over is a bit US Newsy, so pop on this track while you watch it, if you know what’s good for you.

I hope no one was seriously hurt though. Here’s 48 seconds of joy:

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