Songs In The Key Of Masturbation

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The Vapors – Turning Japanese (1980)

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“I often kiss you when there’s no one else around
I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture
I’d like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You’ve got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning ’round
I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so”

This New Wave classic is possibly the greatest musical homage to masturbation that has ever graced the speakers of the world. With a touch of racial insensitivity, dirty innuendo, creepy lyrics and constant references to the “o” face that we’ve all been guilty of – it really does tick all the boxes. For the idiots who don’t understand what exactly it means to Turn Japanese I recommend you go onto a search engine and type in the most sexually arousing thing you can think of and then spend 5 minutes or so looking in the mirror. Hopefully that’s cleared it up for you.

Well I’ve worked up an appetite now so I’m off to screw my face up til I look like Mr Miyagi on crack.

Safe ones.

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