So you probably know by now that today is Back to the Future day where Marty McFly and companion Doc arrive from 1985 to the wearable tech and microwave meal (both predictions made by the cult classic) world we now live in. And while the classic may never be rebooted, don’t fret as a porno is on it’s way.
Yes, besides the Netflix special and limited-edition bottles of ‘Pepsi Perfect’, porn director Lee Roy Myers thought he’d ruin one of our favourite classics by turning it into a porno where ‘Marty DickFly’ takes Cock Brown’s invention back in time — didn’t see that name change coming.
Porn studio Wood Rocket will create a porn parody titled ‘Fap to the Future’ — que horrible mental image. Of course, where the iconic ‘DeLorean’ time machine gets up to 88 orgasms per hour and is powered by 1.21 jizzawatts.
All sounds very exciting, but where’s the Air Mag, self-tying “Marty McFly” shoes that Nike designer Tinker Hatfield confirmed the release of earlier this year? Well at least the hover board is here.
Check out the teaser trailer below:
