By the time you read this, Joe Biden will hopefully be inaugurated and Donald Trump’s Presidency will be but a horrible memory, but a Twitter thread has gone viral today explaining how Donald Trump has absolutely hated the last four years and how his decision to run for Presidency literally ruined his and his families lives.
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I don’t think it needs more of an introduction that that, so let’s dive right in:
Might actually get convicted. Mike Pence never inviting you to the unveiling of his library in the cabbage patch he was born in. Didn’t even want the job. Killed half a million people. Gonna get evicted from your golf course.
— Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021
Your best friend is a pillow man and now all his money is getting fucked up too because you let a guy who married his cousin keep lying to you about voting machines while he melted on TV. pic.twitter.com/GPjmu9tqhV
— Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021
Got called a bum by Lebron James. Because the NBA didn’t want to come to your house. Tom Brady probably would eat a nightshade if it distracted people from the fact you were friends. People turning down the national medal of freedom. Lmao.
— Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021
It’s like he just spent 4 years putting his dick in a drawer of the resolute desk and repeatedly slamming it.
— Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021
Melania gonna leave him OR she’s in too deep and can’t. Either way, fuck her too. 🤗
— Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021
Just how are you so racist as president that military finally admits they gave a white nationalism problem and makes moves. And the Secret Service was like, “Awww, hell naw, we gotta move a bunch of these people away from this man.”
— Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021
Probably gonna have to be buried at sea too. Like Bin Laden. I mean… should’ve just skipped the WHCD BEFORE you were president.
— Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021
Lol. Not sure how many of those are 100% correct, but they definitely all refer to some aspects of Trump’s reign and it’s definitely a hot and hilarious take on everything that’s going on. Hopefully we can look back on the past four years and laugh at some point, I’ve got a feeling it’ll take a very long time though.
For more of the same, check out this thread that went viral for explaining what was really going on during the first lockdown. Fuck that seems like a long time ago now.