Someone Actually Got Donald Trump’s Micropenis Tattooed Onto Their Skin (NSFW)

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The artist who drew that incredibly realistic painting of Donald Trump and his shrivelled micropenis got booted off Facebook for her efforts, but looks like the drawing itself will live on forever because some muppet in Florida (duh) has got it tattooed on their body.

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Spooks Joya, owner of Pride N Envy Tattoos in Kissimmee loved Illma Gore’s drawing so much that he announced he would offer a free tattoo to anyone who wanted it on their skin.

Eventually, one unnamed man stepped up:

It started out as a joke but I was surprised people seriously wanted to get it done. Men and women. It was nuts!!

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Here’s the finished product:

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Seems a bit of a silly to get that tatted on your skin really. Even though it was free, which actually makes it seem a bit less of a retarded decision. Anyone who would actually pay to get a tattoo of Donald Trump’s micropenis on their body can’t be OK in the head. But even still, it’s a bonkers decision. Everywhere this guy goes, Donald Trump’s micropenis literally goes with him. When he goes to the shops, when he goes to the beach, when he goes to his nan’s house. He has to live as one with Donald Trump’s micropenis for the rest of his life.

With any luck Trump will make this dude a sweet offer to get it lasered off, the way Kanye West paid off this guy to destroy that massive mural of him.

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