OK, first things first if you don’t know who G.G. Allin is then make sure you read this to get the full low down one of the most unique (re: borderline psychotic sadist) characters to ever grace this planet.

All caught up? Good. It turns out that for his birthday one year, Guardian blogger and artist Alex Godfrey’s other blogger friend Shehzad thought it would be a great idea to make him a living, working marionette of G.G. Allin. It’s basically a naked, bloody version of the great man that you can control with strings.

It’s pretty much completely authentic as Shehzad put A LOTof work into it which is illustrated by his creative process and a bunch of pictures of it that you can see in the slideshow. Yes, that means his dick is to scale as well – make sure you stick around until the last slide for that one.

Pretty much the perfect birthday present huh? Unfortunately it doesn’t seem like Shehzad has plans to mass market them or even produce any more at all, so you won’t be receiving one for your birthday or any other celebration unfortunately. But hey, maybe you could splash out on these awesome action figures of The Warriors instead.

Take a look through the slideshow below but be warned it’s kind of NSFW because G.G. is naked, tattooed and bloody in a bunch of them. He wouldn’t have it any other way. You can also see a video of the marionette spazzing out below.

Images VIA 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29_rN3KwPx4