Remember a couple of years ago when Snoop Dogg advertised for a professional blunt roller that would earn $40,000 solely for rolling blunts for him?

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I don’t think we ever found out who got the job, but turns out that it was some hot stoner girl called Renegade Piranha who also has the honour of rolling joints for other celebrities like Kid Cudi because she’s so damn good at it. She appeared on The Review podcast with Yarmacrazy over the weekend where she revealed the extensive interview process that enabled her to get the job:

I knew a girl that knew the grow that was dealing using Snoop’s Premium Nutrients, which is a brand he has of really amazing premium nutrients for you to grow really amazing… premium things with.

So they were looking for someone to roll up for him, versus them just gifting him all the tree, and the girl – I guess – told these people, like, ‘Yo, I know this chick. She rolls the best blunts. You guys should have her do it’.

I kept being like, ‘I’m not going, it’s a scam. It’s not real. This isn’t real!

So finally I went after a month, and I had her go with me – just so that if it was a scam, she’d have to also be implicated in this.

So we went, and they had me roll up, and they were like, ‘Oh, you’re great, blah blah blah, how would you upgrade the blunt?’.

And there was glass tips on the table, because typically people use glass tips for joints only, so the suggestion was, ‘Why don’t we use glass tips on the blunt?’.

They told me to come back the next night and I had a roll off with a sound engineer that works with Snoop, that I guess Snoop kind of recommended, and then a Venezuelan cigar roller who rolls big boy stogies at parties.

And I smoked them, to say the least, in that competition. So from that day forward, I was the premier blunt roller of the planet – blunt roller to the stars now.

Wow. What an absolutely ridiculous story. As if this is an occupation and a job interview in the year 2022. I suppose we should look at it as a real example of the American Dream and how you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it though. Blunt roller to the stars baby!

The whole interview is actually pretty ridiculous if you have a spare 40 minutes. Would recommend. Renegade Piranha seems like a real character.

For more of the same, check out Snoop Dogg full of praise for Queen Elizabeth once coming to his defence during a UK tour. Two major icons right there.