If You Smoke Weed Every Day, You Have Better Sex More Often

A new study of 500,117 18- to 34-year-olds, carried out by SKYN condoms (I don’t know this brand?) has determined that smoking weed not only enhances your sex drive, but it also enhances your sex life too. There’s basically no reason not to spark up right now then, right?

About 14% of people in the survey said that they smoked weed every day and also had sex every day. Only 5% of people who didn’t smoke weed and sex every day. You do the math.

It was also found that those who smoked weed every day had way more sexual partners too, with 37% of daily smokers saying that they had had sex with over 15 people, whereas only 14% of people who didn’t smoke weed could say the same. Again, you do the math.

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If you needed any more convincing that smoking weed led to more sex, the survey also determined that those who smoked regularly had more one night stands and lost their virginity earlier. I’m not necessarily sure if that’s going to be classed as a good thing by everyone reading this, but you can’t deny it probably means smoking weed leads to more sex and that’s what this article is about.

Basically, if you needed any more evidence that smoking weed and legalising it is a good idea- and you really shouldn’t given recent developments in America – then look no further than the statistics in this article. To top it all off, 59% of those that regularly smoked weed described their sexual performance as ‘amazing’, whereas only 41% of those who didn’t could say the same thing.

Of course, this could all be related to the fact that stoners are incredibly lazy and probably spend most of their time lying in bed getting baked with their stoner girlfriends and don’t actually do anything productive at all because they don’t have jobs, and that they just think they’re having really good sex because they’re really stoned all the time and can’t even remember what they’re doing or differentiate good from bad. But we would prefer to think of it without those repercussions.

Now check out the weed girls because we’re pretty sure you’re convinced you need a girlfriend if you smoke weed. If you’re a girl I apologise – weed boys is coming soon.