Following the success of Cocaine Bear, Cocaine Shark and Crackoon, we really thought Meth Monkey or Heroin Hedgehog would be next but instead we’ve got something even better –  a killer sloth on the rampage in ‘Slotherhouse’ (what a title).

Chances are they’re going for the ‘so bad it’s good’ category, but who knows? Looking at how creepy this sloth is, it could turn out to be a legit franchise if they do it right. Check out the trailer and see what you think:

I mean, it’s just a shame the Hollywood writer’s strike is going to interrupt the production of wonderful films such as this for the near future. Here’s the full synopsis:

It’s senior year of college for sorority sister Emily Young and for the first time ever, Sigma Lambda Theta is having elections for who will be president. Wanting to have a killer year, Emily Young realizes she might just be the best option for her sorority. While beginning her campaign, she finds an adorable sloth that steals her heart and soon realizes she just might steal the hearts, and votes, of her sorority sisters. But when bodies slowly begin to pile up in the Sigma Lambda Theta house, Emily and her sorority sisters realize the deaths are being caused by their new house mascot, the cuddly sloth Alpha. Will Emily and her sisters escape the house with their lives? Or is this death-sloth with 3 razor sharp claws too quick for them?

The official Slotherhouse poster is pretty great too:

Hopefully it doesn’t take the entire length of the movie to get through one kill. Guess we’ll have to actually watch it to find out?

For the first trailer for Saw X – the next instalment of the classic horror franchise, click HERE.