Simon Cowell is expecting his first child with married socialite Lauren Silverman. She’s the wife of his good mate and real estate mogul Andrew Silverman.
Apparently the Silvermans were estranged and getting a divorce anyway, but I’d be surprised if Mr. Silverman didn’t have murder on his mind right now. It’s bad enough sleeping with your mate’s wife but getting her pregnant as well? The only manly thing to do would be to decapitate Simon Cowell. Just take his head off. I’m not into all that man code stuff but if there were an official man code that would be rule number one.
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