spanishwatcher

One time about 10 years ago, I was taking a piss in a pub in Essex. As I was walking out the toilet I bumped into a man who as a result, spilled some of his pint all down his shirt. That man just happened to be Danny Dyer. He looks at me and goes “you’re a fucking idiot you know that, are you stupid or something?” I was speechless and just went back to my table. He was giving me the evil eye all night after that and I still regret the whole scenario