The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.

Here are the best from this week:

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rayden000

Back in school I talked my mate into getting a blowjob from a really big girl and we took the piss out of him for a couple weeks after. 15 years later I look at myself in the miror and honestly I’d love a BJ from that girl now. My youth might have been more fun if I just lowered my standards a bit