Johnny Hash

I dated this girl for a number of years, so naturally every once in a while things would get a little stale in the bedroom. Never one for planning, I’d usually decide what bizarre shit I was gonna try on her in the moment – if it feels right, fuck it, right? Well, one particular afternoon I’m hitting her from the back with my thumb up her ass, bowling ball style. Feeling the urge for some anal I went to put my dick in, but came up dry, we’d been smoking heavily and the cottonmouth was murder so I was unable to produce any spit even though she was totally game. I frantically looked around for lube, not wanting to spoil the moment, but there was nothing. Just a single solitary can of green tea on the night stand. Fuck it, I thought to myself. I pulled up a mouthful of tea, spit it in her ass & went to town anyways. After 5 minutes it was so sticky she forced me to stop.