See_you_in_hell

I lived with a muslim guy at uni he was a bit of an extremist and a total bigot, I told him what I was like when he asked to move in but despite knowing, he still was not happy with my drinking and weed smoking. One day I came back and he or one of his friends had scratched “EDL” into my wall for some reason and it shit me up because he was as I said quite extreme, i had heard him and his mates chatting and was like, “Oh shit”. Anyway, the police did fuck all so when I was leaving i decided to unroll the toilet paper and sprinkle chilli powder all the way down it, I coughed over all his foods as I had a chest infection and rubbed all his foods with ham. He was probably going to hell anyway for being such a class A prick, but eases my mind thinking he is definitely going now for eating pork products. See you there, asshole.