TheTruthWillSetYouFree
Everytime I get coked up I devise some rediciulous lie that well get me my 5 mins of fame on sick chirpse (5 lies/0 publications). But after my mothers beautifully prepared slimming world curry, some low calorie wine and lots of imodium (as an excuse to visit the toilet and sniff coke whilst i sit with said parents) Im thinking maybe the truth will finally get me published…please?
