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When me and my mate were in college, we worked part time at a banqueting suite setting up the venue and doing catering. Boring most of the time. One night we were hosting an engagement party and the couple had disposable cameras on each table so the guests could take photos and then leave the cameras behind for the couple to develop them. Well obviously my mate stole one of the cameras and all through the night we were going to the toilet and taking pictures of our arses and cocks. One co-worker took a dump and took a picture of that too. Anyway fast forward a few weeks and my friend calls to say he’s been fired because the fiancee’s dad called and was furious about the dick pics. There was no way to link it back to us but I think they just made an educated guess because we were all such degenerates to begin with. I never got formally fired but I just stopped showing up to work because I know I’ll get ripped apart if I ever return.