scotsman

First year at uni and my housemate is straight from India. I’m not racist in the slightest and always keep an open mind but he just fits every stereotype you can think of. I have to spray Lynx around the house every time he leaves because it gets that bad. The other day he was drinking chocolate syrup straight out of the bottle as he watched cartoons. He also has no interest in girls and completely blanks every female I’ve brought round. He says he’s straight but doesn’t have the time for the girlfriend with all his studies. Oh well at least he cooks a mean jalfezi.