The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.

Here are the best from this week:

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Big fingerz

I was listening to the radio whilst driving around in my van at work and they were chatting about end of life care and the process of dying. After half listening for a few minutes I became overwhelmed by the thought that some day my life is just going to stop and that will be it. Or even worse i’m going watch everyone i love die.  Its not like were going into some other room, we just fucking end. It properly hit me so I had to pull over into an industrial estate and just sit there for a bit.  A few minutes later I pulled myself together, got myself a BLT and a coffee and felt fine again.