Wedding singer

I used to edit videos for a living, when I was really broke, unbeknownst to my friends I’d take the lowest of the low jobs and shamefully edit wedding films, which I hated doing.It was so tedious and boring, to make the work more entertaining for myself I would splice in single frames of subliminal satanic messages, I did this multiple times and handed the finished product to the happy couple, got paid and they were always none the wiser. I once put in a frame from a dirty porno, but bottled it at the last minute and took it out, to this day that decision is my greatest artistic regret.