2_cold
Once got cornered by 2 chavs saying they’d fuck me up if I didn’t empty all my pockets. I put on my best despondent face and told them I was on my way to visit my dying sister in hospital and that any other day I’d comply but not today. One of them seemed touched by this and said “allow him bruv, let’s allow him” and they let me walk away. Dumb fucks.