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bencon

When I was a kid I forgot to clear the browser history (big tits most likely) and my sister waited until we got into an argument one day to expose that information to my dad. He pretended to be mad but when she was gone he just told me not to be an idiot. And that was when I learnt to clear my browser history.

safron 20

I buy my girl flowers from the market and tell her they’re from the florist, also for Xmas I bought her £35 earrings and said they were real diamonds. I’m telling you they can’t tell the difference!

dreamstime

My ex girlfriend’s kink was being woken up with me inside her. She was a heavy sleeper which made it possible and also very awkward. I would ask for her consent like 10 times before falling asleep. Looking back I can see why that could have been some dangerous roleplay, legally speaking.

kraze

At school when I was 13 for some reason I took a science textbook into the toilet and wanked into it with the pages open. I like to think some young fella is now wondering why the pages are stuck together.

givemelife

I always said I wasn’t afraid of death but the other week there was some strong turbulence on my flight and I almost shat myself. I really thought I was going to die and I was terrified. Eye opening experience.

ranger99

I only watch porn with girls that I believe I would have a chance with in real life i.e. ugly girls

ll cool a

When I’m on the tube or anywhere really where I’m waiting around I mentally rank the women present in order of shaggability

frankthepeteacher

I’ve lost count of the amount of sex I’ve turned down because I’m ashamed of my small penis. If the girl seems like a gossip or someone who will laugh at me, I’d rather not risk it.

sundizzy

Been telling my gf that I’m going to the gym after work, in reality I’m going to the park and smoking weed. Freezing my arse off and not losing weight, I think she’s going to clock on soon..

fonzo s

I used to have friends

Ultimod

When I was younger I used to think vagina was spelt ‘fagina’. One night playing this online game where there was a chat room to cuss each other between games, I tried to diss some kid and told him something about his mum’s fagina. Everyone clocked I didn’t know how to spell it and long story short, I got completely ripped apart. Had to find a new crew to play with after that and I never forgot how to properly spell vagina

sappnin’

Honestly reading confessions every week makes me feel good knowing that everyone else out there is as fucked up as I am

Spooge27

I have well over 1000 pictures of tranny porn hidden on my phone not mentioning the huge build up over the years on a hard drive as I have watched it almost exclusively since I was a teenager (in my 30s now). Give me Bailey Jay or Daisy Taylor over any female star any day of the week.
Oh and to the mate who sends tranny pics/vids as a shock prank to our WhatsApp group… I save them and wank off to them

free capz

I met a Lithuanian girl in Australia who prior to us having sex told me that English guys have no idea how to fuck properly. I swear I’ve never banged anyone so hard and so long in my entire life – I literally fucked for England that night. Good news is I think I changed her opinion.

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