The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.

Here are the best from this week:

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Dev1990n

Went to the toilets at work for my daily wank session at lunch time. For some reason the wifi wasn’t working on my phone so I had to make do with my imagination. I bust one out in 2 minutes thinking about bending my colleague (a 6 at best) over her desk and fucking her. Was a real rush crunching numbers with her all professional like literally 5 minutes later