The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.

Here are the best from this week:

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drunkndisorderly

The other night I got stupidly drunk and decided to Snapchat my dick to a bunch of girls I barely know from uni. Completely forgot about until I woke up the next day and found 3 “Screenshot” notifications next to their names. I’m fully panicking about what they might do with the pics