The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box – every week we’ll be posting our favourite ones.

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young pro

Now that I’m working from home I get to see my 65 year old neighbour’s saggy tits every morning at 9am. Grosses me out but I can’t stop looking.

[no alias]

Last night was my birthday due to corona I stayed in got super high and fell asleep at 8pm

angry

My bf said he wanted to live at mine for quarantine (without no prompting from me) then the next morning fucked off for two days on a bender. He just called me to hang out and i couldn’t even say on the phone how pissed i am at him for abandoning me right now. I’ve written a scathing text and am gonna make him sweat for a couple of days of no contract from me then will dump him by text, because that’s obviously what he deserves. I thought he was the best person ever until a few days ago. What a piece of shit.

8trakk

Ive been wearing the same two pairs of trackies for a week one on top of the other, and alternating which pair i wear on the outside so other people don’t clock on.

g7topping

I’ve had more wanks today than I’ve had showers in the last week.

make or break

Quarantine has been a good way to figure out if my girlfriend of 7 months is marriage material or not. So far, it’s not looking good.

Fuckzoom

Great time to be into chatroulette!

ellerenata

My boyfriend’s parents came to visit from Cyprus before the pandemic took hold. They were too scared to go through airports so moved out of the hotel and in with me and my boyfriend. They don’t seem like they plan on leaving anytime soon and I’ve never been so fucked off and on edge in my life.

marinanachef445

I love my kids. At the same time if school is going to remain closed for the rest of the year I think I may just turn back into an alcoholic.

worth it

I’m going to pay for Pornhub Premium after the free trial

iaon ire

I’m a fat guy with asthma and I don’t think I will survive if I catch coronavirus

super unnecessary

I’m worried that now that I “work from home” my employer will realise exactly how little I contribute to the company. I’ve gotten away with it long enough, to be fair.

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