Lipsticky

I met a girl from work out one night, went back to hers, had 3 massive sex sessions til the sun came up. Went back home to my girlfriend of 4 years in the morning, only to find she wanted to ‘christen’ her new house. With empty nuts I powered on without having a wash, the pain was unbearable and I had to fake falling off her and the bed and landing on my cock! Despite almost being forced to go to the hospital and compound my bullshit, I managed to blag it.