Bad Hobbit
The other week at my student digs I drank a bottle of Famous Grouse and snorted a bunch of coke and went completely mental. By the end of the night I’d broken a glass table, smashed the TV, threw a chair at my friend and cut his leg open, and stuck several kitchen knives into the roof of our living room. Apparently after all that I invited a girl round but was so wasted when she showed up that she left within 2 minutes. I then had a breakdown over what a fool I’d made of myself and the night ended with me in tears and my mate tucking me into bed.
