The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box (also located under this post) – every week we’ll be posting our favourite ones.

Here are the best from this week:

leahpunto

A large contingent of Romanians just moved into the flat next to me. Like 10-12 of them and it’s a 2 bed flat. Should I tell someone?

nekk

I remember being 8 years old riding on the school bus and telling myself I will remember this exact moment when I’m 12, 20, 30 years old. I’ll still remember it when I’m 70, just a quiet kid staring out the window of the bus…

david

Girlfriend had a dream that I cheated on her and was legit mad at me for several hours….. WTF

durtfarmer

I’ve done anal 3 times and not once has it come out cleanly. Never again.

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Well done guys and gals – you’ve done us proud. Well, maybe not proud. But thanks for submitting and if your confession didn’t feature, don’t sweat it – just submit a better one next time.

Get involved and submit your confession(s) directly below this post – see you next week. (Scroll all the way down).