‘Sponge bob ebony sex’
Ah yes, Spong bob ebony sex. Who HASN’T Googled that at least once in their lives? Seriously though, I got curious and searched it myself and found a bunch of videos of naked black girls dancing to the Spongebob theme tune, probably riddling my laptop with viruses in the process.
I guess this person wasn’t satisfied with those results though and kept on going until he landed on Sick Chirpse. What he found was probably the opposite of the boner-inducing material he was looking for — a story about how a soldier’s SpongeBob SquarePants headstone got removed from his grave! Who the fuck would do such a thing? Pricks.
