We didn’t post an article for Week 28 so sorry about that, all you need to know is that Johnny Callow’s Room 362 had the best score of the week 64 but it still wasn’t enough to break him into the Top Ten again.

Week 29 was an absolute boss of a week with several teams racking up over 70/80 points with the midweek Chelsea fixture helping out a couple of teams. Shane Tremlin’s Trem’s Trash stay top of the pops with 76 points but are only 14 points clear of second place so it is all to play for. Billy McLean’s Barcemoaner rack of 81 points to put them up to 12th and within touching distance of that Top Ten place. David Williams’ Muffin Stuffers manage the second highest tally with 84 to keep him in the Top Ten and the top scorer of the week is AMJ‘s Dunblane Massacres with 90 points to put them into the second position.

Here’s the results from Week 28 & 29:

Sat 23 Feb 2013 – Premier League

Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa
Norwich 2-1 Everton
QPR 0-2 Man Utd
Reading 0-3 Wigan
West Brom 2-1 Sunderland
Fulham 1-0 Stoke

Sun 24 Feb 2013 – Premier League

Man City 2 – 0 Chelsea FT
Newcastle 4-2 Southampton

Mon 25 Feb 2013 – Premier League

West Ham 2 – 3 Tottenham FT

“Fulham will beat Stoke 1-0. It will undoubtedly be shit.” And boy were we right, what a crap game. We said Arse would beat Villa, they did. Utd won as we said. We called Reading all wrong as Wigan do them 0-3 away. West Brom beat Sunderland. Shit game – was not so true as a well fought Baggies performance earns them a victory. Lukaku strikes again. No draw at the Etihad as City win 2-0.  We said it’d be high scoring at St James’ Park but we had no idea as Toon ran out 4-2 winners. West Ham’s assholes drop out and Spurs grind out a 1-2 win – close enough as it ended 2-3.

Sat 2 Mar 2013 – Premier League

• Chelsea 1 – 0 West Brom FT
• Everton 3 – 1 Reading FT
• Man Utd 4 – 0 Norwich FT
• Southampton 1 – 2 QPR FT
• Stoke 0 – 1 West Ham FT
• Sunderland 2 – 2 Fulham FT
• Swansea 1 – 0 Newcastle FT
• Wigan 0 – 4 Liverpool FT

Sun 3 Mar 2013 – Premier League

• Tottenham 2 – 1 Arsenal FT

Mon 4 Mar 2013 – Premier League

• Aston Villa 0 – 1 Man City FT

We didn’t get chance to predict these results for you – but we would’ve got them all right. Standard.

BIG HITTERS

Yeah, yeah, yeah…we’re getting sick of him too. If I don’t have to see the buck-tooth, apple through a letter box Liverpool douche bag again then I’ll be very happy – even  though he is in my team. Luis Suarez decided to turn up this week and bang in a hat-trick and a lovely little 17 points as Liverpool absolutely ruined Wigan. He now has 30 points in his last two games which is more than Fernando Torres has managed in the last ten games combined – which means you may want to join the 43.12% of fantasy football managers who have drafted him in. What a pleasure it is to see Kagawa return to the rich vein of goalscoring form that seen Fergie part with nearly £20 million for. He may not have had the greatest game ever but anyone who bangs a hat-trick in deserves to be in the big hitters, unless you’re Kone, fuck off Kone. Two good finishes and one finish so cool he had me sweating and I’m not a United fan by any means.

BIG SHITTERS

I appreciate that this bloke isn’t actually a player so should maybe not make the BIG SHITTERS for this week but hear me out (or hear him out I suppose) as this is absolutely mental. I first seen this just before the Sunday derby between the two North London sides battling for 4th place, Spurs and Arsenal. This young gentleman, Scott Kiernan (I think that’s his name cos it’s uploaded by him on youtube) and his mate Bolly decided it would be a great idea to do an impromptu 3 minute 14 rap about why Arsenal were still the best team in London. I can’t even begin to describe how much of an absolute cunt this bloke is. If you can watch through the whole 3 minutes then you have got a stronger heart than me as I was dying watching it. It is probably even worst than that bloke that we did an article about a couple months ago where he couldn’t rap for shit. It is by far the worst internet video I’ve seen since Two Girls One Cup. MASSIVE SHITTER.

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Here’s the fixtures for Week 30:

Sat 9 Mar 2013 – Premier League

• Norwich v Southampton 15:00
• QPR v Sunderland 15:00
• Reading v Aston Villa 15:00
• West Brom v Swansea 15:00

Sat 9 Mar 2013 – FA Cup

• Everton v Wigan 12:45
• Man City v Barnsley 17:30

Sun 10 Mar 2013 – Premier League

• Newcastle v Stoke 15:00
• Liverpool v Tottenham 16:00

Sun 10 Mar 2013 – FA Cup

• Millwall v Blackburn 14:00
• Man Utd v Chelsea 16:30

Norwich try and return to winning ways with Pilks leading the line but Southampton prove too strong and bag an unexpected away win. QPR and Sunderland battle out a defensive 1-1 draw. Reading put a couple past Villa to sink them further into a pit of depression. Baggies are held to a draw by an in form Swansea team, hello Michu. The midday FA Cup fixture begins and ends with Everton dominating Wigan who snatch a goal back through the doucher Kone, 2-1 Everton. Man City smash Barnsley. Ouch. Newcastle beat Stoke 2-0. Liverpool return to being absolute shit as the Gareth Bale show continues. Millwall and Blackburn have a good pop, Blackburn go through. Man Utd beat Chelsea as the referee’s association feel that Nani shouldn’t have been sent off so United are owed a couple penalties at home.

Here’s how the league is looking Sick Chirpsers:

Super League Table

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