Introducing: Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions.

We’re going to try and do these every Friday so we can all collectively clear our consciences and cleanse our souls for the week ahead. We want to hear your most deepest, darkest secrets and most screwed up confessions. They can be as long or as short as you want. Even if your confession isn’t particularly deep or dark, we’ll post it if it makes us laugh.

Every Friday, we’ll post the best confessions to the site.

Here are some point blank confessions to give you an idea of what we expect:

I had anal sex with a girl at my best friend’s engagement party then had sex with my girlfriend of 6 years the next morning without showering.

Me and my friends stole clothes from a charity donation bin and wore them on a night out.

I jacked off on the bus on the way to uni once because I had outrageous hangover horn.

I still watch ‘Friends’.

Don’t worry — it’s 100% anonymous. All you have to do is submit yours (as many as you want, whenever you want) in the box below.

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Head back to the site every Friday to catch up on the week’s best confessions. Now, let’s do this…