If everyone had to choose between wearing a face mask and being beaten up by a massive sausage-wielding Ukrainian man, chances are the spread of COVID-19 would be eradicated in no time.

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In this clip from Kiev, a burly shopper is seen paying for his sausage at the supermarket counter as he argues with another shopper for not wearing a mask. He ends up using that sausage as a weapon to teach the bare-faced shopper lesson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfRFP3iMFzo&feature=emb_logo

Lol. Like I said if that were to happen to you every time you went out without a mask, we’d all be wearing our masks 24/7. After all there’s not many things more emasculating in this world than being battered with a sausage by another man. And on camera no less!

So no matter how silly you look/feel with a mask on, just remember you look a million times more ridiculous being clobbered across the face with a sausage. Add face-planting off the wall to the equation and you’re having yourself a very bad day indeed. Not to mention then being beaten up even more by the sausage man. Mask on every time from now on. That’s the only way to guarantee he will never have to go through that again.

For the idiot who tried to fight everyone outside Tesco Express during lockdown, click HERE.