A lot of people out there have a fear of flying, but I don’t think anyone is scared of going up in a plane because they think another passenger might end up pissing all over them.

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This might be set to change though after the story of Alicia Beverly, who explains that she woke up on an early morning flight from Vegas to Detroit to find a well known North Carolina pastor pissing all over her. What’s worse is that she had no other option but to sit in her drenched, piss stained clothes for the rest of the flight. Disgusting.

Here’s what she had to say about her experience:

It felt warm, like on the side of me I felt something warm.

I jumped up and I [saw] his private area out and I screamed and that woke everybody up.

By that time I actually looked at him and I see him shake himself off and I’m like ‘this man just peed on me!’ I looked and there was a puddle of pee in the seats!

I left work yesterday because I couldn’t stay but I had to tell them why I needed to leave. It was a ‘lot’.

My anxiety was really high literally. Since then I have only gotten four hours of sleep.

Yeah, it sounds like a shitty experience for her – sorry, pissy experience – but I don’t think it’s exactly going to traumatise you to the point where you can’t go to work or sleep. Just classic ambulance chasing American behaviour isn’t it? I suppose you can’t blame her though.

As for the pastor, he was arrested when he arrived at Detroit but it hasn’t yet revealed if he will be charged for the offence. His office is claiming that he had an averse reaction to sleep medication. Believable.

For more of the same, check out this disgusting video of a woman pissing on a chain. Rank.