Reddit user throwwwwaway29’s husband was so fed up with her constant sex-avoiding excuses that he decided to send her an email containing a spreadsheet which details all the times she’d denied him sex over the course of last month.
She explains:
Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.
Respect to this man for fighting to save their sex life with his completely foolproof Excel spreadsheet. A sexless marriage is no way to maintain a healthy relationship and he knows it. Still, maybe he should take “I’m still a bit tender from yesterday” as a compliment?
