1. Teledildonics
If you’re in a long-distance relationship these could be the data-enabled fucktoys you’ve been waiting for.
Imagine sensor-equipped dildos and fleshlights that simulate the sensation of gland-to-gland combat, so that the lady’s robodick moves in perfect synchronisation with the fella’s organic dick. This’d also work for any number of girl/girl, guy/guy, or guy/girl/puppet combinations. You could even sync up devices like this to porn and finally bring Edward Penishands into 4D.
Perhaps one day we’ll create dildos that can traverse the barriers of time, as well as space, allowing us to fuck anyone from Marilyn Monroe to Adolf Hitler. But be careful, they say that just going back in time and stepping on an insect could drastically alter the course of history, so who’s to say what would happen if you tried to fuck that insect?
Check out a video advertising this very tech below:
