4. Holographic Avatars
In the future, many of us may choose to live vicariously through a holographic surrogate. This would end body dysmorphia, allowing users to take the form of any celebrity, gender or animal of their choosing. A romantic revolution, forcing us to ignore superficialities and make solely personality-based dating decisions.
Of course, programming our consciousness into holograms would also likely bring an end to aging, disease and world hunger, but my primary concern is holo-humping. Dmitry Itskox, a Russian multimillionaire, is already working on such holographic technology, and believes he can achieve it by 2045.