Always a fan of people hiding stuff up their asses or vaginas and this story about serial watch thief Sarah Richards is no different.

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The 33 year old Baltimore native was apprehended on December 11th in Las Vegas after stealing the luxury timepiece from room at the Aria Hotel. However, once she had been detained the security team couldn’t located the Rolex until they passed a metal detector around her body.

Here’s what the police had to say about it:

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The metal detector kept alarming around her vaginal region.

It was then she agreed to take the watch out from inside her.

She stated that we were going to find it anyways at jail, and she did not want to go through the hassle.

Fair play to her for saving all that bother I suppose, but then why hide it there in the first place if she was just gonna give it up so easily anyway? Seems kinda counterintuitive.

Anyway, this wasn’t Sarah Richards first time at the rodeo either, as it’s also claimed that she drugged Patek Philippe and stole his $100,000 wristwatch after meeting him at a casino. Sounds like she’s really got a hankering for wristwatches there doesn’t it?

You can make a lot of money off them but it seems as though the people she stole them off are mightily pxssed off about having them stolen and are pretty much desperate to track them down, which again seems a bit counterintuitive for her longterm career aspirations.She probably won’t need to worry too much about that now though because she’s definitely going to jail for her crimes.

Being able to hide stuff in her vagina will probably be a useful skill in the slammer though. We could all use a girl like Sarah Richards in prison.

For more of the same, check out this woman who is now staging concerts from inside her vagina. The revolution is now.