After approximately 6 months of sheer abuse from this dork, I was forced to change my number and block him from every format of communication, what a fucking effort that was. After a while the maintenance of my new found little business was taking its toll, I was juggling far too many weird men, with far too many weird requests and I guess I was also just getting a little bit bored.

I went into early retirement at this point. My brainbox had been completely desensitised to the world of shoe/foot fetish and I was starting to loathe the sheer sight of them. If anybody is ever thinking of doing this please let me stress it’s a MASSIVE ball ache to do on a daily basis, these guys can be huge peckheads when they are desperate to blow their load in your shoes. But then again, it did make me money, and at times it really did make me laugh. So who knows, I still do have all my old shoes out of habit. It’s always a tempting thought…

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