Over in Thai tourist town Pattaya, a wife almost sliced her husband’s dick clean off with a boxcutter after she discovered that he was cheating on her with her best friend. I suppose he kind of deserved it in that respect.

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The pair had sold fried chicken to English tourists in the town, but rumours started to fly around that he was being unfaithful. When she heard that her husband – identified only as Somchai – had been hooking up with her best friend, she decided enough was enough.

The woman pretended to forgive him and pretended she was going to give him a blow job. Being a complete dumbass  – what woman is going to give a guy a blow job immediately after they’ve been having an argument about them cheating – Somchai complied and got his dick slashed with a boxcutter for his troubles, almost severing it completely from his body. It does not look good:

When she realised the extent of his injuries, his wife was all forgiving and called an ambulance. The paramedics found Somchai screaming in the middle of the street with blood pouring down his legs and an icepack on his groin.

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He was rushed to surgery along with his wife in the ambulance, but it’s too soon to say if he’ll make a recovery. I guess if there’s a story to encourage people to not cheat on their girlfriends then it’s probably this one as you never know what people might end up doing when they find out. Hell hath no fury and all that.

For more horrific stories about people getting their dicks cut off, check out this one about a woman who cut her cheating husband’s dick off not once, but twice.