This one has God on its side.
The Reverend Paul Pablo, Loan shark.
Date: Tue, 1 May 2012 03:11:34 -0700
From: [email protected]
To:
DO YOU NEED A LOAN OF ANY KIND? IF YES EMAIL US NOW
sincerely,
Rev Paul Pablo
From: Christian Jegard <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Do you need a loan?
To: [email protected]
Date: Friday, 04 May, 2012, 09:20
hello reverend pablo.
first of all let me thank you for your email. it’s not often a man of the cloth reaches out to his flock in such a spiritually fiscal fashion.
i am alas, in dire need of a loan. in the words of the prophet Alan – “a disciple of godly wealth am i- in heaven a rich man… but on earth i’m skint son.”
your eminence, can you help me?
christian jegard
Date: Fri, 4 May 2012 15:13:59 -0700
Subject: APPLICATION FORM FILL AND GET BACK
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Dear Applicant,The minimum amount we offer as loan is $5,000.00 the maximum is
$5,000,000.00. The loan application is below do fill and get back soon.
APPLICATION FORM FILL AND GET BACK
Your Full Name :
Home Number:
Cell Number:
Your Full Address & Country:
Your Age:
Amount Needed:
Duration:
Purpose:
Once i receive your loan application, i will forward it i will e-mail
you the Loan Terms and Repayment Plan for the loan you are borrowing
.Thanks for your understanding and time on the loan transaction
Best Regards
Mr.Brent Timmons
From: Christian Jegard <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Do you need a loan?
To: [email protected]
Date: monday, 07 May, 2012, 15:06
Hello Mr Timmons.
I must say, i was dissapointed to find that i am no longer dealing with his holiness, the Rev Paul Pablo. Did something happen? If he’s ill, give him my best.
in any case, i am happy now to discuss my loan proposition with you mr Timmons. If the Reverend Pablo has put me in touch with you then i’m sure you’re a man i can trust. Before i fill in my applicatication for my loan, i wanted to ask a couple of questions if that’s okay.
I see that the limit i am able to apply for is five million… is there any leeway on that at all?
Its just that my sisters 40th is coming up, plus I need to do some general repairs around the Flat – I need a COMPLETE new set of hinge brackets.
how is it deposited into my bank account, and how long do i have to pay it back? Do i pay it back via a monthly scheme?
also – do i need to provide any collateral? I’ve got a Harrington jacket you can hang on to. The collars a bit scuffed but you can barely notice.
i look forward to your reply.
Christian Jegard
Date: Monday, 7 May 2012 21:19:00 -0700
Subject: APPLICATION FORM FILL AND GET BACK
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Well i want to let you understand that all that was sent to you by mr
timos are actually from me Rev paul pablo because he works for me as
my personal assistance in cases like this concerning international
loan transaction
Also all you have to do now is to fill the form given to you
accordinly so that we can continue your loan transaction . And as for
the collateral you have ask a very good question that is the next
process after filling our loan application form God bless you
Best regards
Rev paul pablo
From: Christian Jegard <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Do you need a loan?
To: [email protected]
Date: Tuesday, 15 May, 2012, 17:01
Father Pablo!
I’m glad that you are alive and well. And i must say, i have nothing but praise for your personal assistant Mr Timmons.
His reply was prompt, helpful and polite.
Timmons and Pablo… Hakuna Matata! (just a little joke there. I may be in need of some money but i haven’t lost my sense of humour! Good humour is important in these troubled times your holiness, I’m sure you agree.)
Anyway, I’ve filled in the form.
God be with you father, I pray that Jesus Christ himself will bless our holy union. After all, I’m sure he was a fan of money-lending.
Your Full Name : Christian Carl Pombo Jegard.
Home Number: (I am currently without a landline. I had a phone but i swapped it for a mobile.
Cell Number: (I’m afraid i no longer have a mobile, I swapped THAT for a microscope.)
Your Full Address & Country: My country is England. At the moment i’m living with my mate Silk Cut Barry and I’m not too sure of the actual address. I know its above a butchers, if that helps.
Your Age: ‘I’m as old as my gums and a little bit older than my teeth’! (i’m 20.)
Amount Needed: 4.2 Million.
Duration: I don’t know.
Purpose: I’m a bit skint and that. I’ve told you about my sisters birthday and the hinge brackets, and mate i’m telling you – the motor is KNACKERED.
Plus there’s this book about Alcatraz i want to get.
let know how soon I can have it! I’ll pay it back Father I SWEAR.
Christian Jegard
***TO BE CONTINUED…*
Well, thats it for now. Some more coming as we get it.
