Commuters from the Clark Drive Skytrain station in East Vancouver were met with a puzzling site as they went along their journey yesterday because someone had placed a nine foot statue of Satan with a huge erection in front of the station.
Train station officials were quick to take down the statue – which was erected (lol) where a Christopher Columbus statue once stood – but not before it was splashed all over Twitter and social media. They’ve got no clue as to where it came from though, and it leave us wondering if it could be a sign of the coming apocalypse. Here’s hoping it isn’t, but maybe buy yourself some apocalypse hunting knives just in case.
What the devil? Sexually explicit Satan statue appears near #SkyTrain http://t.co/FBQ0HYPa9N pic.twitter.com/0kB3RoV4RS
– CTV Vancouver (@CTVVancouver) September 9, 2014
A Statue Of Satan With A Huge Erection Has Appeared In Vancouver For Some Reason http://t.co/ZD5kKBIChN pic.twitter.com/pbOp8lSTlr
– motd.ambians.com (@lufortunes) September 10, 2014
NSFW Satan statue erected (and taken down) in East Vancouver http://t.co/Wr2m8MK5hU pic.twitter.com/c5vJDAOr1W
– Metro Vancouver (@vancouvermetro) September 9, 2014
