The absolute hunk of a they/them that is Sam Smith turned up to Miami Beach rocking red Versace speedos the other day, which you’ve got to have some serious balls to wear in public, to be fair.

Warning – once seen, cannot be unseen:

Phwoar! A sight for sore eyes, indeed! Loving the gold chain and incoherent doodles for tattoos as well. Can we get a Baywatch remake going because this version of Sam Smith is absolutely tailor-made for the David Hasselhoff role…

Obviously summer is right around the corner and you might be feeling insecure about whether your beach body is ready and how you’ll look on the beach. Maybe seeing Sam Smith wearing skimpy red Versace speedos on Miami Beach will inspire you to give less of a sh*t what people think?

Heck, you may even feel bold enough to wear a pair of budgie smugglers yourself now after seeing Sam Smith in these images. I mean, I’m pretty sure I haven’t worn Speedos since I was 11 years old, and even I’m tempted to bring them back for summer 2024.

Fair play then to Sam Smith for doing us a service in that regard. Speedos (Versace or otherwise) may well and truly be back and it’s all thanks to Sam Smith rocking the sh*t out of them on Miami Beach. Versace deal incoming, I’m sure.

For the extremely weird video in which Sam Smith wore dressed as a child and wore Teletubbies high heels, click HERE.