Lesson one: If you want me to take you seriously as some kind of Matrix, shoot ’em up hero with the charisma and charm of Connery’s Bond you are going to have to remove the butterflies. You mong. The first rule of a good portrait – check your background. Seriously, they’re not even small are they? Jeez.
Yeah, you too Mr Pre-pubes. Gun or no gun, with a carpet like that on your wall no one will be running scared.
