A couple weeks back, Zenit St Petersburg star and 2018 World Cup hero Artem Dzyuba was dropped by the Russian squad after a video of him masturbating leaked online.
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Most people seemed to agree that axing the captain over a video of him wanking was a bit harsh, including Russian Playboy and Instagram model Maria Liman. In fact the 26-year-old – who went viral at the 2018 World Cup as one of the ‘sexiest fans’ in attendance – is so upset by the situation that she bared her ass on Instagram as protest:
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The translation (shout out Google) lets you know exactly how she feels about it:
I’m boiling! Absurd situation In times of democracy, how is this possible ??? I was the most beautiful football fan at the World Cup and I followed all the matches in Russia. I am proud for every goal that Russia has forgotten. Without Dzyuba, we would not have won 🏆 How can you deprive the Russian national team of the captain for jerking off in his free time ???
Everyone jerks off as he wants – isn’t it appropriate in this situation? Many in general should be grateful that they looked at the naked God of football for free, if he had only fans, this video would bring him millions of dollars. What an ungrateful people …. I generally watched this video a dozen times with pleasure and am very glad that the guy has an exciting size and a wonderful erection 🍌Not everyone can boast of this in our difficult time 💦Slowly we return to communism and the Soviet Union, when “There is no sex in the USSR “… Nobody jerks off here, guys! What are you ?! This is Russia!
A good point, well made! I mean “everyone wanks” is a pretty solid argument, especially coming from someone who is the subject of a sizable amount of said wanks. Like she suggests it’s pretty stupid to leave one of your best players off the national team just because a video of him masturbating somehow wound up online. When did Russia become so soft?
Also, what a lovely compliment having Maria Lima say she watched his video ‘a dozen times’ and commending his ‘exciting size and wonderful erection’. Artem Dzyuba is walking around with an extra spring in his step today, that’s for sure.
His wife Kristina already ‘forgave’ him back in 2018 when he had sex with a Russian TV presenter in the back of his car, maybe she’ll forgive him for sliding into Maria’s DMs too?
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Seriously mind-boggling that of all countries, Russia would care about one of their footballers having a masturbation video leaked online. Here’s hoping Artem is allowed back into the squad for the next run of Russia’s fixtures.
For the Albanian WAG who says life as a WAG is hard because footballers prefer wanking to sex, click HERE. Looks like she was onto something?
