Georgina Baillie
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Look at that. Russell’s fling with the ‘Satanic Slut’ ended in tears after he phoned up her grandfather (Fawlty Tower’s Andrew Sachs) live on air with the BBC and left him a voicemail informing him of his shenanigans with his granddaughter. Not his finest hour, but we’re sure it was plenty funny at the time. Brand lost his job at the BBC but bounced back in no time.